JAWS influencer discovers he’s related to shark classic's composer John Williams
In what can only be described as the biggest plot twist since Brody blew up Bruce, The Daily Jaws founder Ross Williams has just uncovered a jaw-dropping family secret—he’s related to legendary composer John Williams!
According to an exclusive source (which may or may not be Ross himself), a recent deep dive into his family history revealed that he shares distant lineage with the man responsible for the most iconic two-note theme in cinematic history. Yes, that’s right—Williams DNA practically swims with musical genius.
“Honestly, I always felt a close connection to John Williams. Whenever I heard the Jaws theme, I’d get chills—not just because it’s terrifying, but because, deep down, I must have known it was in my blood.”
Ross reportedly made the discovery after an innocent Ancestry.com search spiraled into an all-consuming obsession, leading him to uncover documents, family trees, and a long-lost relative known only as ‘Cousin Johnny W.’ “I should’ve put two and two together earlier,” Ross admitted. “Or rather, two notes together.”
While Ross is still waiting for official DNA confirmation (and a congratulatory letter from John Williams himself), he’s already planning ways to honor his newfound heritage. Among his ideas: commissioning an orchestral remix of the Jaws theme featuring kazoos, renaming his bathtub “Amity Island,” and subtly introducing himself as ‘Ross “Jaws Theme” Williams’ in all professional settings.
Of course, some skeptics might dismiss this as an elaborate April Fool’s prank, but Ross insists the truth is out there—lurking beneath the surface, much like a certain great white shark.
So, what’s next for Ross Williams, long-lost Williams family member? Perhaps a deep-sea expedition to find Bruce’s real-life relatives? A Jaws musical composed by his alleged distant cousin? Only time will tell. Until then, we’ll be keeping a very close eye on Ross and his ever-growing collection of sheet music.
