The Daily Jaws Guide To Valentine's Day Gifts
The beaches are red,
Amity residents are blue
At losing all those summer dollars
So here's a shark valentines gift guide, just for you
1. Book lover? Whether it's Jaws by Peter Benchley, The Jaws Log by Carl Gottlieb or Meg by Steve Alten, never lose your place in your favourite shark book ever again thanks, to this cute fin shaped bookmark.
2. Just need something to go with your anchor or deckchair jacket? Look no further than these shark head cufflinks.
3. Wanna get drunk and fool around? Then this shark bottle opener may just come in handy.
4. Worried about dropping your shark tooth like Hooper? Keep 'em safe by sticking them in your ears.
5. Need to practice your printing so that your love letters are as elegantly written as Polly's? Then you need this shark lover's notebook.
6. You may not have $10.000 to spend on your cards, but at least you can keep them safe in this shark card wallet. Remember, in Amity we say cahd!
7. It won't do Ben Gardner any good, but perhaps you'd be interested in this shark patterned rough neck?
8. Give them your hearts (clubs, spades and diamonds) this Valentine's Day with these Jaws inspired playing cards. Just don't play snap with them!
9. Cheers! You'll love these shark inspired wine glasses, just make sure you bring a bottle of red and white to try them out. Pint glass optional.
10. He ate the light! Set the perfect mood for the shark lover in your life with these shark fairy lights.
